When you texted someone (part 1)

When you messaged someone, this topics maybe exist

1) Do not play in the train

Me: 'Kalo bosen di kereta ol aja'

She: 'Gabisa, di kereta sinyalnya jelek. Kalo ol putus-putus'

Me: 'Yaudah, main congklak aja kalo gt'

She: 'Selain pra-sarana yang ga memadai, dataran di kereta tuh ga datar. Gue berdiri aja miring-miring. Bisa kesebar kemana-mana tuh biji congklak'

Me: 'Yaudah main petak umpet'

She: 'Lo berharap gue ngumpet dimana? Dibawah rel kereta? Cari mati aja'

Me: 'Yaudah, gobak sodor. Udahan ah, main mulu'

She: 'Lo yg mulai.......'


2) There's no need to confuse

X: 'sa gue bingung ni'

Y: 'bingung kenape?'

X: 'bingung besok gmna'

Y: 'ya ga gimana2'

X: 'yauda gajadi bingung'

*Gubrak* Such a dissipation-time-machine.